it's what they're into these days...
c and me: twilight edition
C: did you see new moon yet
me: lol why would i
C: b/c it’s HILARIOUS
So remember when I posted this?
http://anidee.tumblr.com/post/169846546/on-top-my-music-soapbox
RIGHT.
GUESTMAKER: You’re British
When you first walked into my ceramics class I thought it was nice to see a boy in my female majority school. I mean you weren’t unattractive, but I didn’t see anything until you opened your mouth and that charming little English accent came out. You say “Cheers!” and everything about you is so proper. Do you talk alot about yourself? yes. Would I find you attractive had you been American? Probably not. But as long as you keep saying I look “fit” l’ll let you see down my trousers.
A guest dealmaker written by Eleanor Barba.
Your Slutty Halloween Costume
Um, a white tube top and a white miniskirt? That’s your costume? That doesn’t make you a “sexy angel,” that just makes you sexy. Sunglasses and a bra doesn’t make you a “hot cop,” it just makes you a skank with weakened nighttime vision. And putting a sash over your underwear doesn’t make you a beauty queen, it makes you a target for a sex crime. Please drape my jacket over your shoulders so you can be “Sexy Decreased Chance of Being Assaulted.”
Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
C and Me: the internet made me stupid
So once again my friend C and I were chatting and we were talking about the funny video that is :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHHQu4CIos and here is the convo that followed:
C: i love it when he takes it to church
starts doing all the runs
me: it sound like he had the runs
omg i was dying
C: oh shit i just loled irl
me: lol hahah i just loled irl at you loling irl
LOL@ THE WAY WE TALK TO EACHOTHER ON HERE
Key
IRL= in real life
LOL= laugh out loud (with various verb endings for effect)
OMG= did I really just make a key for this?
Lol. I love this motherfucker. He’s like every good gay guy I’ve ever met, rolled into one, adding 100% MORE energy, and he wants to take me to candy stores and shoe shopping all the time!
But..doesn’t his random dancing by himself look like he practiced in his room in front of the mirror and just uploaded it to youtube? Seriously, look up any homo doing their own “dance” to any Britney Spears song, and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
SO PRECIOUS I THINK I’M GOING TO DIE OF OVERWHELMING CUTENESS
bout frickin time.
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I have been doing EVERYTHING possible to avoid writing a paper for class that is due tomorrow.
~I decided it was a good time to remove my nailpolish
~I watched 3 hours of Family Guy
~I watched Gossip Girl
~I complained about Gossip Girl
~I updated my iPhone
~I rearranged and cleaned out the documents in my Documents folder
~I added 15 new folders to organize things on my HD
~In trying to find pictures of ‘procrastination’ I only found drawings/pictures of white people. So apparently, the only people that procrastinate are white people. I’m in the minority.
Now it’s midnight, my tummy hurts, and this paper is due in 12 and a half hours.
I’m going to bed.
